Pomkadsug is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omnipotent ferret.

Pomkadsug created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomkadsug, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pomkadsug, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Pomkadsug's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Pomkadsug's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

4. Never talk about spacetime near snakes while wearing black boots and balancing six tin spheres on your neck.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.