Hotfebbon is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, passionate swallow.

Hotfebbon created a Higgs boson three million years ago.

If you believe in Hotfebbon, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hotfebbon, she will turn you into a worm.

Hotfebbon's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Hotfebbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

3. Never think about gravity near moths while wearing gray trousers and balancing seven silver spheres on your chest.

4. Always help seals in need.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.