Dagfedrag is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, amazing finch.

Dagfedrag created Mount Everest six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagfedrag, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dagfedrag, he will not care at all.

Dagfedrag's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Dagfedrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill grasshopers.

2. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Foxes are not to be trusted.

4. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

5. Always wear orange.