Mapnibpod is a god.
He takes the form of a slim, slow
cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.
Mapnibpod created a top quark four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Mapnibpod, he will not care.
If you do not believe in
Mapnibpod, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.
Mapnibpod's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.
Mapnibpod's Holy Commandments1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.
2. Do not kill grasshopers.
3. Never feed coconuts to snakes while wearing boots.
4. Do not eat limes.
5. Never think about amino acids.