Mapnibpod is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, slow cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Mapnibpod created a top quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mapnibpod, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Mapnibpod, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Mapnibpod's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Mapnibpod's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

2. Do not kill grasshopers.

3. Never feed coconuts to snakes while wearing boots.

4. Do not eat limes.

5. Never think about amino acids.