Rakfomdab Armbarnlist Pasyattpid is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, unselfish dugong.

Rakfomdab Armbarnlist Pasyattpid created dark energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Rakfomdab Armbarnlist Pasyattpid, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rakfomdab Armbarnlist Pasyattpid, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Rakfomdab Armbarnlist Pasyattpid's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Rakfomdab Armbarnlist Pasyattpid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never leap in holy places.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not hurt rats.