Bellcapbin is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, unsympathetic
gnu.
Bellcapbin created the Tadpole Galaxy three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Bellcapbin, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Bellcapbin, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.
Bellcapbin's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.
Bellcapbin's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.
2. Never wear kilts.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Never think about planets.
5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.