Wikgabflis Rotzenxuc is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, temperamental chinchilla.

Wikgabflis Rotzenxuc created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wikgabflis Rotzenxuc, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wikgabflis Rotzenxuc, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Wikgabflis Rotzenxuc's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Wikgabflis Rotzenxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. You must pray to Wikgabflis Rotzenxuc seven times a day.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never leap in the presence of horses.

5. Never think about dark energy.