Queegcatont is a god.

It takes the form of a large, kind otter.

Queegcatont created a bottom quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Queegcatont, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Queegcatont, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Queegcatont's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Queegcatont's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.