Bisskimven is a god.

He takes the form of a small, thoughtless bee.

Bisskimven created the universe three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bisskimven, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bisskimven, he will torture you forever.

Bisskimven's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Bisskimven's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Bisskimven in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.

3. Always help turtles.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Do not shave your hands.