Metnan is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, selfish warg.

Metnan created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Metnan, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Metnan, she will laugh at you.

Metnan's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Metnan's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.