Larpdotged is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, deceitful skunk.

Larpdotged created matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Larpdotged, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Larpdotged, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Larpdotged's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Larpdotged's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink moths, for they are unholy.

2. Hide if six sheep approach from the west.

3. Always help ants.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.