Yartgilvid Gud is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, unthinking owl.

Yartgilvid Gud created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yartgilvid Gud, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yartgilvid Gud, she will be mildly annoyed.

Yartgilvid Gud's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Yartgilvid Gud's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Yartgilvid Gud on top of important buildings.

3. Yartgilvid Gud loves eagles, so they must be respected.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.