Henyimlap is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, capable sheep.

Henyimlap created the planet Earth five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Henyimlap, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Henyimlap, it will turn you into a plant.

Henyimlap's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Henyimlap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick squirrels.

2. Run away if nine capybaras approach from the east.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Henyimlap on top of all buildings.