Fidstangan is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, kind clam.

Fidstangan created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Fidstangan, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fidstangan, she will torture you forever.

Fidstangan's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Fidstangan's Holy Commandments

1. Moths are not to be trusted.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not speak about peas.

4. Always treat sharks with great respect.

5. You must never eat cucumbers.