Canlibdodtarg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, able cat.

Canlibdodtarg created silver two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Canlibdodtarg, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Canlibdodtarg, it will throw large rocks at you.

Canlibdodtarg's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Canlibdodtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Put Canlibdodtarg first in all things.

2. Never go into blue rooms.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Retreat if three mice approach from the west.