Toftailbom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, charitable squid.

Toftailbom created gold six billion years ago.

If you believe in Toftailbom, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Toftailbom, it will turn you into a rat.

Toftailbom's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Toftailbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt cats.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always help sick hamsters.

5. Do not covet oxen.