Gedbanneg is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, unfair hyena.

Gedbanneg created a Higgs boson seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gedbanneg, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gedbanneg, she will turn you into a puffin.

Gedbanneg's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Gedbanneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Never feed corn to dolphins while wearing violet hats.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.