Gadruttnul is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, wise snake.

Gadruttnul created the planet Mars three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gadruttnul, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gadruttnul, she will not invite you to parties.

Gadruttnul's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Gadruttnul's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about monkeys.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. You must pray to Gadruttnul eight times a day.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not covet oxen.