Sisvagrut is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, fussy mouse.

Sisvagrut created a photon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sisvagrut, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sisvagrut, it will turn you into a hamster.

Sisvagrut's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Sisvagrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Run away from red frogs, for they are unholy.

3. Feed all hungry sheep.

4. Never think about nebulae.

5. Always take life seriously.