Limpodtabwiktettisatfun is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, effective goose.

Limpodtabwiktettisatfun created an up quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Limpodtabwiktettisatfun, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Limpodtabwiktettisatfun, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Limpodtabwiktettisatfun's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Limpodtabwiktettisatfun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Run away if seven ducks approach from the west.

4. Do not take Limpodtabwiktettisatfun's name in vain.

5. Pray towards the south.
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