Mapmiskam is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awe-inspiring mole.

Mapmiskam created the solar system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mapmiskam, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mapmiskam, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Mapmiskam's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Mapmiskam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Put Mapmiskam first in all things.

5. Never look at galaxies.