Largnad is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, annoying cow.

Largnad created Europe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Largnad, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Largnad, it will laugh at you.

Largnad's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Largnad's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Worship no other gods but Largnad.

3. Run away from red hamsters, for they are unholy.

4. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

5. Never look at black holes.