Wabfetlun Damratmin is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-knowing armadillo.

Wabfetlun Damratmin created the Cigar Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabfetlun Damratmin, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wabfetlun Damratmin, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Wabfetlun Damratmin's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Wabfetlun Damratmin's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near capybaras.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Retreat if eight squirrels approach from the west.