Buttargdum is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, all-powerful dolphin.

Buttargdum created the Small Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Buttargdum, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Buttargdum, he will turn you into a tree.

Buttargdum's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Buttargdum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt voles.

2. Do not eat grapes.

3. Erect six silicon sculptures of Buttargdum on top of important buildings.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never think ill of sick mice.