Cipsadflankabrag is a god.
It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, bad-tempered
seal.
Cipsadflankabrag created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Cipsadflankabrag, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Cipsadflankabrag, it will turn you into a mouse.
Cipsadflankabrag's most sacred site is Yongding in China.
Cipsadflankabrag's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about quantum gravity near horses while wearing indigo hats and balancing nine iron spheres on your legs.
2. Never wear boots.
3. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Cipsadflankabrag in the centre of the settlement.
4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
5. Never talk about fire.