Cipsadflankabrag is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, bad-tempered seal.

Cipsadflankabrag created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cipsadflankabrag, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cipsadflankabrag, it will turn you into a mouse.

Cipsadflankabrag's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Cipsadflankabrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum gravity near horses while wearing indigo hats and balancing nine iron spheres on your legs.

2. Never wear boots.

3. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Cipsadflankabrag in the centre of the settlement.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never talk about fire.