Bomdubsog is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, deceitful swan.

Bomdubsog created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomdubsog, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bomdubsog, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bomdubsog's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Bomdubsog's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of peanuts to mites while wearing white skirts.

2. Run away if three manatees approach from the south.

3. Never talk about gravity near eagles while wearing mauve kilts.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not stand on grass.