Pognathit is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tiresome crocodile.

Pognathit created the solar system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pognathit, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pognathit, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Pognathit's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Pognathit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill horses.

2. Never eat bananas.

3. Do not wear black clothing.

4. Never skip in the presence of eagles.

5. Never leap in holy places.