Bambunominlarndimwapyarl is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, stupid hedgehog.

Bambunominlarndimwapyarl created the Sombrero Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bambunominlarndimwapyarl, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bambunominlarndimwapyarl, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bambunominlarndimwapyarl's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bambunominlarndimwapyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill eagles.

2. Put Bambunominlarndimwapyarl first in all things.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Never go into violet rooms.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.