Dussxinlig is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, capable raven.

Dussxinlig created carbon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dussxinlig, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dussxinlig, she will destroy your favourite star.

Dussxinlig's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Dussxinlig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never think about quantum gravity near capybaras while wearing green kilts and balancing eight lead spheres on your back.

4. Never talk about spacetime.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.