Cumhudcem is a god.

He takes the form of a large, competent jellyfish.

Cumhudcem created matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cumhudcem, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cumhudcem, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Cumhudcem's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Cumhudcem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never wear violet boots.

4. Retreat if four aardvarks approach from the north.

5. Always help sick whales.