Cusshakgum is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, annoying shark.

Cusshakgum created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cusshakgum, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cusshakgum, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cusshakgum's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Cusshakgum's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never talk about spacetime near dogs while wearing turquoise ear rings.

3. Hide from pink tapirs for they are unholy.

4. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.