Monlanyam is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, duplicitous owl.

Monlanyam created Mount Everest six million years ago.

If you believe in Monlanyam, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Monlanyam, it will not invite you to parties.

Monlanyam's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Monlanyam's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never think about quantum field theory near grasshopers while wearing magenta trousers and balancing seven titanium spheres on your back.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Never look in ponds.