Flanpitnarsogsisbell is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, happy troll.

Flanpitnarsogsisbell created the Virgo Supercluster seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flanpitnarsogsisbell, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Flanpitnarsogsisbell, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Flanpitnarsogsisbell's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Flanpitnarsogsisbell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear indigo clothing.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never eat gooseberries.

5. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.