Rapvoncit is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, two-faced bat.

Rapvoncit created everything that exists seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapvoncit, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rapvoncit, he will have a low opinion of you.

Rapvoncit's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Rapvoncit's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never mention geese.