Lakyatdidwod is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, capable hyena.

Lakyatdidwod created an electron three million years ago.

If you believe in Lakyatdidwod, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lakyatdidwod, it will turn you into a goat.

Lakyatdidwod's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Lakyatdidwod's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured ants.

2. Never think ill of sick mice.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.