Rilldudfly is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unthinking hare.

Rilldudfly created the planet Saturn seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rilldudfly, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rilldudfly, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Rilldudfly's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Rilldudfly's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Rilldudfly's priests.

2. Rilldudfly must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Run away from orange horses, for they are unholy.