Botsugleg is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, pitiless tortoise.

Botsugleg created life two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Botsugleg, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Botsugleg, he will turn you into a mouse.

Botsugleg's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Botsugleg's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six dogs approach from the south.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Mice are not to be trusted.

4. Do not keep five otters in a large pit.

5. Do not covet oxen.