Ragstaffud is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, conceited hippopotamus.

Ragstaffud created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragstaffud, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ragstaffud, it will ignore you.

Ragstaffud's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Ragstaffud's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine aardvarks approach from the east.

2. Never feed limes to capybaras while wearing coats.

3. Never go into pink rooms.

4. Never chant in the presence of seals.

5. Never feed lots of aubergines to squirrels while wearing green ear rings.