Yikhapken is a god.

It takes the form of a large, pitiless fairy.

Yikhapken created Africa nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yikhapken, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Yikhapken, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Yikhapken's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Yikhapken's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics.

2. Run away if six snakes approach from the south.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Retreat if three manatees approach from the east.

5. Always help seals.