Sterhotlarp is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, quiet naga.

Sterhotlarp created a quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sterhotlarp, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sterhotlarp, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Sterhotlarp's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Sterhotlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Sterhotlarp in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never go into violet rooms.