Dotrattig is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, dishonest tortoise.

Dotrattig created the Andromeda Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotrattig, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dotrattig, he will turn you into a sheep.

Dotrattig's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Dotrattig's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Always help voles in need.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

5. Never paint your feet mauve.