Catbast is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, moody snail.

Catbast created Africa nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Catbast, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Catbast, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Catbast's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Catbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt hamsters.

2. Never think about nucleic acids.

3. Never talk about special relativity near tortoises while wearing orange dresses and balancing eight gold spheres on your feet.

4. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.