Xinvegfar Cibvin is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unfair penguin.

Xinvegfar Cibvin created light five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinvegfar Cibvin, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Xinvegfar Cibvin, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Xinvegfar Cibvin's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Xinvegfar Cibvin's Holy Commandments

1. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Never go into green rooms.

5. Do not shave your neck.