Bestflyrutt is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, impressive frog.

Bestflyrutt created vertebrates five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestflyrutt, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bestflyrutt, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Bestflyrutt's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Bestflyrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight foxes approach from the north.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always treat swans with great respect.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.

5. You must never eat figs.