Flisvonkvab is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, caring hummingbird.

Flisvonkvab created the Cigar Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flisvonkvab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flisvonkvab, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Flisvonkvab's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Flisvonkvab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick shrews.

2. Do not keep nine badgers in a large pit.

3. Always help dolphins.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Never write about solid mechanics.