Gutnatnab is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, conceited raven.

Gutnatnab created water six million years ago.

If you believe in Gutnatnab, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gutnatnab, he will turn you into a snail.

Gutnatnab's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Gutnatnab's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not keep four ants in a large pit.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never think ill of sick swans.