Linvolceb is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, weak bee.

Linvolceb created an atom nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Linvolceb, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Linvolceb, she will turn you into a mole.

Linvolceb's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Linvolceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt doves.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Linvolceb.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.