Tettiminbag is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awesome alligator.

Tettiminbag created the Sombrero Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tettiminbag, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tettiminbag, it will remove you from existence.

Tettiminbag's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Tettiminbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of wheat to sheep while wearing red kilts.

2. Never paint your arms mauve.

3. Never think about special relativity.

4. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

5. Never feed carrots to birds while wearing hats.