Kabkonxen is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, capable centipede.

Kabkonxen created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kabkonxen, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kabkonxen, he will not care.

Kabkonxen's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Kabkonxen's Holy Commandments

1. Gulls are not to be trusted.

2. Always look after injured porpoises.

3. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Erect a giant red sculpture of Kabkonxen in the centre of the settlement.