Nullrenbut Zakweetik is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, emotional cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Nullrenbut Zakweetik created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullrenbut Zakweetik, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Nullrenbut Zakweetik, she will remove you from existence.

Nullrenbut Zakweetik's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Nullrenbut Zakweetik's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near porpoises while wearing mauve ear rings.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Nullrenbut Zakweetik on top of important buildings.

5. Do not make images of living things.